Today at orientation
- Principal butt-face: And if you are caught with the picture of someone under the age of eighteen in any sexually provacative way, you can be tried for possession of "kiddy Porn"
- Me: is that really a problem
- Friend: IDK
- Me: *thinks in head* Wait a second, why did everyone just take out there phone and quickly started to press buttons, as if in a real hurry
What if
The universe just ended
and you stand on a small plot of land with your best friend, Budha, Jesus, a completly normal turcker who is a chick, named Jim, and an invisible being named Magnus. You look up and suddenly Morgan Freeman is standing there with a large book, looking down at Sean Connery, now dead from a surely awesome battle.
God stands there, and starts talking. He the tells you that your, and these people, are to construct a new universe, and you are known as a universal Constant. You are the leader of this, and decide everyone else’s parts.
Budha and Jesus are to help you construct the people, and what they will believe, and Morgan freeman has the power to narrate anything into existence, and Magnus supplies magic.
