August 2012
229 posts
FUCK LIFE
Homestuck won’t load for me, it seems to hat me, it says my web browzer is out of date, but really it is up to date, I have checked thousands of times. FML
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“Anyone can walk, in fact most people do.
But the simple fact is that it takes a...”
– Sederick Original
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Dad: YES My PARKING SPOT IS OPEN
Me: We are like 4 yards away from it
Black Guy: *pulls into parking spot*
Me: ohh....
Dad: well, he just went from black man to nigger really quick
Me: HA HA HA I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU JUST SAID THAT
WHY DOES TEA NOT HAVE A FANDOM
the-eleventh-blog:
iwasborntoloveyouqueen:
REBLOG IF YOU LIKE TEA
it does
and me, in Indiana, USA, North America, Western Hemisphere, Lover of Tea
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In all honesty
I’m insane
I’m a little dramatic
I love to meet new people
I am scared of what they will think of me
I love you
I hate you
My best friend
Is my wors enemy
For me to trust you
I have to go against you
I want to hug you
And stab out your face
I want to hear your problems
even though they bore me
and I want to give you everything
so long as I get it in return
Because I...
arielleattack:
Homestuck Cosplay: The Musical featuring all time favourites like
‘Where is my wig cap?’
‘Don’t forget to paint your armpits!’
‘Everything is covered in paint’
‘Has anyone seen my fins?’
‘Not another bucket joke’
‘The Hotel are going to charge us for that’
and the classic hit
‘Fucking seal your makeup’
You know what is sad, that would become my favorite thing to watch...
imagine if you went on blind date and it was a band member
Imagine you went on a date.
imagine you went blind
imagine
all the people
living life
in peace
but everything changed when the fire nation attacked
So call me maybe
Amen.
Fashion †
on the runway
welcome to tumblr everybody.
We enjoy puppies
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Me: I've gotta learn to love myself
Me: I've gotta learn to love myself
Me: I've gotta learn to love myself
Me: I've gotta learn to love myself
Me: I've gotta learn to love myself
Me: I've gotta learn to love myself
Me: UGH I HATE MYSELF
Anonymous asked: Why don't you have a picture? I want to see you
adrians:
Statistics show that 1 in 20 of us live next door to a paedophile. Not me, I live next door to a stunning 14 year old with a tight arse and cracking tits.
reblog if it's okay for me to go to your ask and...
awesomenessiskillingme:
s-pid3r:
comeonnicolee:
peacelovecrosscautionnn:
omg so relavant
do it, be my friend :3
castlecoffee13:
fabubbly:
I put the laughter in manslaughter
me: wow I'm fat
me: maybe I look ok
me: I AM PERFECT THE WAY I AM
me: I'm fucking disgusting I'm losing weight now
me: I am more than just my weight!
me: who the fuck cares about anything
me: I AM SO FAT.
me: idk curves are beautiful i am beautiful
me: i hate myself
What Fools These Mortals Be: That →
unebelletragedie:
What is the point of running? There is none; headstrong forces are coming in a dark advance. Do you think you’ll survive? Eyes with black scleras and white irises penetrate everything you want to hide, while spindly, sharp fingers trace red rivers down your skin. While you sleep they touch your…
noirallegiance:
sleepymolester:
↑↑↑↑probably...
a week on tumblr
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“My passion burn like an eternal flame, of course, only the kind from hell,...”
– Sederick Original
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me before tumblr: Ugh, look at all the poor grammar, and mispellings on here, what losers
Me after tumblr: ladkfjoivn al;dskv f33ls amzing omg, I alll luv u s000000000000 mch O.o !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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“Be weary of the way to your goal, it will have many distractions, some are...”
– Sederick Original
danglingthpider:
my-raggedy-detective:
what if all those pictures of karp are just someone hired to go out in the public and the REAL creator of tumblr is actually shaquille o’neal
And so the night blogging begins
I don’t know if I have to reblog this or not, ERGH THE FEELS
What I have: ideas
What I don't have: talent
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3ridan:
i miss my bestfriend tho
thoracs:
End of Act 6 is uploaded.
It’s a video of Hussie sitting in a chair.
He reaches to the bottom of his neck.
He has been wearing a mask this entire time.
Underneath the mask, Ashton Kutcher.
We’ve all been Punk’d.
Fuck it, fuck it, fuck it, I just threw my mini laptop out the window because I was on it at the time I read this……. and then I looked to see the...
h0neybutts:
for some reason I rarely ever see my neighbors, like they don’t really go outside, and if they do, it seems to be later on in the day. So whenever I go outside around midday to check the mail or whatever it’s always really quiet and all I can really hear is the sound of a wind chime coming from the house behind mine and it always reminds me of the first act of Homestuck (at the...
principleofnature:
my sister likes bruno mars
she’s not even doing it to “be ironic” or whatever
she just likes bruno mars
who LIKES bruno mars
What are we coming toooo O.o
Sorry about this followers
I m jamming out right now eating cheetos, so my blog is going to get musiccified