Me: Dad, can you get me an ice tea while your in there
Me: Dad, can you please get me an ice tea while you are in the kitchen, sir
Dad: ROBERT, stop saying the same thing over and over again, I'll get you a damn tea, ALRIGHT!
Me: Hurp a'durp
Dad: Robert can you get me a glass of milk
me: Dad I am in the shower
Dad: Robert, get me a glass of milk
me: Dad I am in the shower, one second
Dad: Robert, Get me a glass of milk right now
me: OK DAD, I will stop everything I am doing to serve you
Dad: Don't use that tone of voice with me mister
me: I just got out of the shower
Dad: Fine, I'll get my own DAMN MILK, go to your room
me: I JUST GOT YOU A GLASS OF FUCKING MILK
If this gets 200k notes by the time I graduate...
jewnielovesloki: brad0-the-turtle: thorsarmy: leader-of-the-shadows: thefantasticten: the-smart-brother: ignoratio-elenchi: thatgleekywholockianhead: Worthwhile cause. there better be a damn video i have NO regret reblogging this There BETTER be a friggin’ video if you don’t help get this to 200k then you’re heartless YES I’ll reblog this every time I see it, but...
eyebrowwaggle: seerofnight: princessxavier: what if homestuck is the world’s longest most intricate and fantastic marketing campaign for UU Yogurt Well, UU yorgurt did start out the same year as Homestuck! oh my god
The universe just ended and you stand on a small plot of land with your best friend, Budha, Jesus, a completly normal turcker who is a chick, named Jim, and an invisible being named Magnus. You look up and suddenly Morgan Freeman is standing there with a large book, looking down at Sean Connery, now dead from a surely awesome battle. God stands there, and starts talking. He the tells you that...
parents: i'm in a bad mood i think i'll go yell at my kids so they're in a bad mood too
tempestuousgemini: Guys i did another thing. idk...
Its all right
We are all going to die it is just that you will die lonely hated and sad while I die surrounded by loved ones and happy
GUYS I'm a Page of Mind, I feel badass
i’ve had tumblr for years and i still don’t know what the fuck an rss feed is
GO TO IT. IT IS AMAZING and beautiful www.skyrie.net it is worth going
I WANT HOMESTUCK, ergh I know you need a break, but when it is late, and I am on tumblr, all I think about is, WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN NEXT
asphyxiating-on-life: t92marihoene: ...
JUST stop the pain, they all suck, all of them, I think I have a friend, and they all stab me in the back, leave me in the dust, and laugh at all my faults, I was always there for them, ALWAYS, even when I was to busy for anything else, when they called I was there, but now I am alone, waiting. so just Kill me, I can’t take it anymore, they are all asses, and none of them will ever...
Reblog this if I can vent to you? Like completely...
if tumblr is nominated, why didn’t we get invited? Touche`
Why she never says her name
She sits alone Cries herself to sleep She just sits there knowing there’s nothing to eat she withers away never given a goodbye it seems to her that God has shut his eyes She wishes for more but hope never comes she withers away her sum being none
plot twist: celebrities start shipping fans
faggot-4-life: neverforget-alwayssmile: keyanawesome: harolds-nipples: starkpower: omg i can’t breathe wHY AM I CRYING OMG holy shit im laughing way too much .. what if he died :S omfg my mom is like laughing at this.. L M F A O. You dont understand how hard i laughed at this. I watched it about 20 times! I am dead.
the-mighty-moriarty: ballato: oh the weather outside is frightful but the internet is so delightful since we’ve no place to go let it scroll let it scroll let it scroll And when we finally say good night Oh how I hate feeling so alone But If I can just type this just right My blog you will surely follow!!!
nintendoggystyle: what do people even do on dates do they just stare at each other the entire time I hope not, I have one tomorrow :/