August 2012
229 posts
2 tags
Fuck this
Me: Dad, can you get me an ice tea while your in there
Dad: .....
Me: Dad, can you please get me an ice tea while you are in the kitchen, sir
Dad: ROBERT, stop saying the same thing over and over again, I'll get you a damn tea, ALRIGHT!
Me: Hurp a'durp
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Dad: Robert can you get me a glass of milk
me: Dad I am in the shower
Dad: Robert, get me a glass of milk
me: Dad I am in the shower, one second
Dad: Robert, Get me a glass of milk right now
me: OK DAD, I will stop everything I am doing to serve you
Dad: Don't use that tone of voice with me mister
me: I just got out of the shower
Dad: Fine, I'll get my own DAMN MILK, go to your room
me: I JUST GOT YOU A GLASS OF FUCKING MILK
July 2012
137 posts
If this gets 200k notes by the time I graduate...
jewnielovesloki:
brad0-the-turtle:
thorsarmy:
leader-of-the-shadows:
thefantasticten:
the-smart-brother:
ignoratio-elenchi:
thatgleekywholockianhead:
Worthwhile cause.
there better be a damn video
i have NO regret reblogging this
There BETTER be a friggin’ video
if you don’t help get this to 200k then you’re heartless
YES
I’ll reblog this every time I see it, but...
eyebrowwaggle:
seerofnight:
princessxavier:
what if homestuck is the world’s longest most intricate and fantastic marketing campaign for UU Yogurt
Well, UU yorgurt did start out the same year as Homestuck!
oh my god
11 tags
What if
The universe just ended
and you stand on a small plot of land with your best friend, Budha, Jesus, a completly normal turcker who is a chick, named Jim, and an invisible being named Magnus. You look up and suddenly Morgan Freeman is standing there with a large book, looking down at Sean Connery, now dead from a surely awesome battle.
God stands there, and starts talking. He the tells you that...
parents: i'm in a bad mood i think i'll go yell at my kids so they're in a bad mood too
tempestuousgemini:
Guys i did another thing. idk...
4 tags
Its all right
We are all going to die
it is just that you will die lonely
hated
and sad
while I die
surrounded by loved ones
and happy
GUYS I'm a Page of Mind, I feel badass
http://www.andrew.cmu.edu/user/rvalle/hsquiz/hsquiz.html
i’ve had tumblr for years and i still don’t know what the fuck an rss feed is
4 tags
SKYRIE.NET
GO TO IT. IT IS AMAZING and beautiful www.skyrie.net
it is worth going
3 tags
Damnit HUSSY
I WANT HOMESTUCK, ergh I know you need a break, but when it is late, and I am on tumblr, all I think about is, WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN NEXT
asphyxiating-on-life:
t92marihoene:
...
3 tags
PLEASE
JUST stop the pain, they all suck, all of them, I think I have a friend, and they all stab me in the back, leave me in the dust, and laugh at all my faults, I was always there for them, ALWAYS, even when I was to busy for anything else, when they called I was there, but now I am alone, waiting. so just Kill me, I can’t take it anymore, they are all asses, and none of them will ever...
Reblog this if I can vent to you? Like completely...
if tumblr is nominated, why didn’t we get invited?
Touche`
4 tags
Why she never says her name
She sits alone
Cries herself to sleep
She just sits there
knowing there’s nothing to eat
she withers away
never given a goodbye
it seems to her
that God has shut his eyes
She wishes for more
but hope never comes
she withers away
her sum being none
plot twist: celebrities start shipping fans
Watchfaggot-4-life:
neverforget-alwayssmile:
keyanawesome:
harolds-nipples:
starkpower:
omg i can’t breathe
wHY AM I CRYING OMG
holy shit im laughing way too much .. what if he died :S
omfg my mom is like laughing at this..
L M F A O. You dont understand how hard i laughed at this. I watched it about 20 times!
I am dead.
3 tags
the-mighty-moriarty:
ballato:
oh the weather outside is frightful
but the internet is so delightful
since we’ve no place to go
let it scroll let it scroll let it scroll
And when we finally say good night
Oh how I hate feeling so alone
But If I can just type this just right
My blog you will surely follow!!!
nintendoggystyle:
what do people even do on dates
do they just stare at each other the entire time
I hope not, I have one tomorrow :/